There's no such thing as fate.
There's no such thing as werewolves.
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thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

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golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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m4ge:

Dresses are so nice they’re just tubes of fabric you can throw on with very little effort and when you wear one and people are like “oh wow you dressed up you look really nice” but it’s like

ah yes my disguise is working. you think i cared this morning 

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I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: "Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt. By THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird  (via albinwonderland)

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  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.

  • B. FAVORITE BAND.

  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.

  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.

  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.

  • F. MY FAVOURITE MOVIE.

  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.

  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?

  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?

  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.

  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.

  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.

  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?

  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?

  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.

  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.

  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.

  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.

  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.

  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.

  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.

  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.

  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.

  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?

  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.

  • Z. HOW ARE YOU?

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jpierrepontcriss:

i miss harry potter i miss midnight book release parties i miss reading until i physically can’t stay awake any longer i miss the anticipation for the next story i miss midnight movie premieres i miss dressing up sweater tie cloak and all for the midnight movie premieres i miss the WB logo zooming in to hedwig’s theme i miss crying with 400 other fans in the theater over character deaths I MISS HARRY POTTER SO FUCKING MUCH i’ll never be okay again